acid trip cont..

so.. ryan showed up again. i dont know who he made a deal with but he is back! that kinda pisses me off though cuz i was gonna take his tv and sell his xbox, but oh well. so.. we smoked another Jeffery today. what's in a jeffery you ask?

weed mainly, its got a bit of opium in it, heroin, crunched up E's, Clorox, methadone, subutex, morphine, piotee, some other stuff thats unidentifiable and a little bit of angel dust. why the fuck is it called a jeffery you ask? cuz who could be scared of a jeffery? jeffery is just some bloke that lives down the road! turns out its quite easy to get drugs in las vegas. so then me and ryan and two other friends went to vegas for the weekend because ryan is getting married. and then we got drunk and we woke up and we couldn't remember anything and it turns out keegan drugged us with roofies but he thought it was extacy and we all think he is retarded. and he has a purse. and ryan is missing and alex marries a whore. and then we search for ryan and then mike tyson shows up in our hotel room and wants his tiger back and then we have to figure out how to get it back to him and it attacks me while im driving and then we see mike tyson's video survellance and it shows that ryan was with us and then alex realizes where ryan is and after we leave the desert we find ryan on the roof and we have to get back for his wedding and so alex breaks it off with the hooker. then he screams at his evil girlfriend and then we all look at the camera that keegan finds in his pocket and then the movie.. i mean that's where my story ends. lol

acid trip

Today we walked to walmart. Then we walked to chicfila. And on the way to chicfila we were attacked by a herd of wildebeest. And then timon and pumba showed up. And started to hula. And sang! “are you hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat? Eat my buddy pumba here because he is a treat, are ya blah blah blah blah…. All you gotta do is stand in line. Are ya achin? Yep yep yep. For some bacon. Yep yep yep. He’s a big pig. Yep yep. You can be a big pig too! Oi!” wow. I cant believe I just did that. But then when ryan went to buy his spicy chicken sandwich, a ninja popped from behind the counter. And stabbed him in the heart. Now I have a wanted ad for a new roommate. He showed up in ghost form tonight and started playing call of duty. Then he started making weird noises. Then he set the Taj Mahal on fire. And he terrorized the pope. Then he went to England and banged the Queen. Then he went to north korea and put all of kim jong ill’s missles under his bed and set them all off at once. Then he went to Hong Kong dressed as Godzilla and terrorized the people. They said things like”oh no! eet godzeera!” wow. That was incredibly racist and stereotypical. Sorry I just smoked a Jeffrey and now im off to stroke the furry walls and run from P.Diddy.

lastnight

So, last night I went to Rachels. It was el coolio. Went to the bank ;p (@rach) and then went to get Rachel. We went to the student center and she checked her box for a letter from her mummy. Then we went back to her dorm and ordered a pizza or 4. We watched the office when it came on and it was the Christmas Episode! J that’s how I know its Christmas. When the office has the Christmas episode. Wow. That’s sad. What is the world coming to.. Christmas used to be marked by decorations and the anticipation of presents and seeing your whole family. And now its just flagged by… the office Christmas party. Oh well, it was awesome anyway.. me and rach just hung out and I was wearing my georgia pants and that makes her angry on the inside because she is one of those bug things. The kind that DIE after stinging you once. J but that’s ok she’s ight anyway! Lol WERD. She really hates it when I say werd. I don’t know why. But she hates that even more that when I wear my Georgia pants. It’s a fiery like hate that I can see burning in her soul like a hot lake of lava lol but I do it anyway. Haha werd

blog

So… its been a while since I typed a blog. And so now I guess I should type a blog. Im watching get him to the greek. Its a lot more fun than typing blogs. This movie is funny. Oi! Absnthfh! Sorry I like doing movie lines for absolutely no reason. If the world slips you a Jeffrey… stroke the furry walls. STROKE THE FURRY WALLS! I sold my books today. Got eighty bucks. It was awesome. Im not sure how im going to manage typing 6 of these before Friday. I guess I should have listened to Rach when she told me to stop playing Call of Duty Black Ops which is after Call of Duty Modern War Fare Two. Wow that was awful. Im sorry for stalling so I could type more words. That was wrong of me. Wow. Russell Bran just stabbed that fat guy with an adrenaline needle. Now he is going crazy guy on all these people. Its funny. P. Diddy just through a guy through a T.V. so.. I took a programming final today. It was freaking terrible. I may have gotten 2 points out of 50. It was so freaking impossible. I then almost threw myself out of the window. It sucked so damn bad. Im going to see Rach tomorrow. And that is the only damn thing getting me through this week. The shitty part of this week is over. Now on to wonderful finals week. That’s going to suck ass. Monday. Calculus and programming. Wow.