so.. ryan showed up again. i dont know who he made a deal with but he is back! that kinda pisses me off though cuz i was gonna take his tv and sell his xbox, but oh well. so.. we smoked another Jeffery today. what's in a jeffery you ask?
weed
mainly, its got a bit of opium in it, heroin, crunched up E's, Clorox,
methadone, subutex, morphine, piotee, some other stuff thats
unidentifiable and a little bit of angel dust. why the fuck is it called a jeffery you ask? cuz who could be scared of a jeffery? jeffery is just some bloke that lives down the road! turns out its quite easy to get drugs in las vegas. so then me and ryan and two other friends went to vegas for the weekend because ryan is getting married. and then we got drunk and we woke up and we couldn't remember anything and it turns out keegan drugged us with roofies but he thought it was extacy and we all think he is retarded. and he has a purse. and ryan is missing and alex marries a whore. and then we search for ryan and then mike tyson shows up in our hotel room and wants his tiger back and then we have to figure out how to get it back to him and it attacks me while im driving and then we see mike tyson's video survellance and it shows that ryan was with us and then alex realizes where ryan is and after we leave the desert we find ryan on the roof and we have to get back for his wedding and so alex breaks it off with the hooker. then he screams at his evil girlfriend and then we all look at the camera that keegan finds in his pocket and then the movie.. i mean that's where my story ends. lol
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